Breauna Cohen

Jesus. Coffee. Hubby. Puppy. Boy Mom.

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Babes

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@hulu can we please have the rest of the @survivorcbs seasons? 😭

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I forgot about Twitter

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@april_petersonn He Who Must Not Be Named been real quiet since you tweeted this

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Should you include your dog in the census? Asking for a friend

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Quarantine Update Day Three: braved the outdoors to take my dog to the bathroom. I stepped on two snails. Is this karma for going outside?

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Quarantine Update Day 1:
I learned the stupid renegade dance but I am still irrelevant

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Quarantine Update Day 2: Today the amazon delivery person waved at us through the window. It was exhilarating.

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@BrunoMars while we’re all in quarantine you should drop a new album

Please

Thank you

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@CriticalBard

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@ellieelphick Agreed

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@morganmarie319 Do it

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@ellieelphick I downloaded a couple of weeks ago because I didn’t understand. I am addicted now. Not so much to the dancing, but to the funny stuff. It’s a problem

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Gonna tell my kids this was @chrisbharrison

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@jessicabelittle @MerriamWebster We stand with Webster

Time to undo a lifetime of wrong whoa-ing

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Also, go Madi for standing firm in her convictions and standards despite it being unpopular all while still being respectful of everyone else’s opposing choices. #TheBachelor

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As someone who saved themselves for marriage I can attest to the fact that no, you do not need to have sex with someone to decide if they’re worth marrying.

Also sex is only a PART of marriage

Peter just out here looking for last hoorahs before proposing #TheBachelor

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@morganmarie319 I cannot hahah

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It’s been 727272772 days and I still don’t understand Tik Tok

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So out of touch

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I feel like an old lady