Master Bates

I came here to Tweet and kick ass, and my 140 characters are up

[Master Bates @breck_bates]

I was today years old when I found out that the reason that Marvin the Martian was the ref in Space Jam is because he is both an alien and a Looney Toon.

[Master Bates @breck_bates]

@MrBeast 10,125,000

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Absolutely. Said that shit so smooth. I literally took zero offense. 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GOLDEN TEMPO WINS THE BELMONT STAKES IN ADDITION TO THE KENTUCKY DERBY

[Master Bates @breck_bates]

@BarstoolBigCat I Stan this relationship 👆

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HE. IS. BACK.

Conor McGregor will make his return to the Octagon and fight Max Holloway on Jul. 11, @DanaWhite announced on Saturday.

[TDN @theTDN]

NAPOLEON SOLO wins the GI @PreaknessStakes at Laurel Park! 🏆

[br_betting @br_betting]

NAPOLEON SOLO (7/1) WINS THE 151ST PREAKNESS 🏇

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

Yup.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ANOTHER MASSIVE WIN FOR THE RED RAIDERS ✅

No. 16 Texas Tech goes to Ames and pulls out a win over No. 4 Iowa State 🤩

[Texas Tech Basketball @TexasTechMBB]

Magic is an illusion 😏

#TTW | @7BCommercial

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

If strippers can stand for the National Anthem so can you

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: MAYWEATHER VS. PACQUIAO II ANNOUNCED🥊

Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao II is expected to take place in September at the Las Vegas Sphere 🔥

(via @ringmagazine, @MikeCoppinger)

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

USA WINS!!!!! COMMUNISM LOSES!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SUCK OUR DICKS CANADA!!!!!!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

AMERICA WINS GOLD!!! 🥇🇺🇸

[Fox News @FoxNews]

GOING FOR GOLD: Team USA will face Canada in the men’s ice hockey Olympic final, exactly 46 years after the U.S. defeated the Soviet Union in one of the greatest sports moments of the 20th century. Team USA later went on to win the gold medal in 1980 — the last time the U.S. won gold in men’s hockey.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I agree.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Texas Tech All-American forward JT Toppin suffered a season-ending torn ACL in his right knee in Tuesday night's loss to Arizona State, the school announced.

[nicky @PFF_Nicky]

Dallas Cowboys Alex Jones edition