Breck Ryker

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

I always open the Arby’s door slowly, to not startle anyone

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

TV show where God sentences the devil to community service.

So now he has a normal cheery angel as his supervisor and the devil of course hates him.

But he’s forced to good things for people all the time now and they’re always thanking and hugging him and he’s all “ugh.”

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

If I’m asked to do anything after 10pm I bite into a melatonin gummy like it’s a cyanide capsule.

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

@realDailyWire @POTUS @toddstarnes I TODD STARNES I SHOW

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@meghaverma_art

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@JacobKinge How much is that in Fahrenheit?

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

I bet in hell the options are "lake of fire" or "hang ceiling fans" and everyone's choosing to burn

[Dana @2fluffy2furious]

Why is everyone so against sugar?

Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad?

It sure wasn’t lettuce

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

You know who’s *really* not sending their best?
Arby’s.

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

the robot companion I actually wanted Elon to build me

[Southwell @JustinSouthwell]

2023 Oklahoma St. 2024 Oklahoma St.

[Dustin J @405pokefan]

Music suggestion going forward

[Alan @smokiesvol]

Imagine looking out of your high rise Nashville condo and seeing Vandy’s goalposts marching down Broadway…

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

@imightbeok @ChicChronically @AnimeSerbia not me googling carnival glass after imagining fun-house mirrors

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@stevebullard "What is this, the twenty nineteens?!"

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@JonahDispatch

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

@JonahDispatch how many more of these are coming

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

@iowalife983 @DLoesch No one, like *no one*, is going to get this.

But I do, and I so appreciate it.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Taylor's next hit song - "I just fell down some stairs."

[Breck Ryker @breckryker]

@JonahDispatch