Brecken Mumford

probably somewhere with a book in my purse || psalm 42:11

[Brecken Mumford @breckydoo]

Is substack just tumblr for the youths????

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Apparently ordering vanilla custard with sprinkles is the Marvel Cinematic Universe equivalent of the Fantastic Four….. bad.

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@CoreySvrcina14 Better put it in the checked bag

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Yes, Chiquitita by ABBA makes me emotional. Why do you ask?

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In an unexpected turn of events, Ugly Betty is making me emotional at 1:30 AM.

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@CoreySvrcina14 have you thrown up yet?

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@CoreySvrcina14 Okay, Mr. BajaBlast.

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I think if you cut me open, I would bleed McDonald’s Vernors.

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Not me gasping at the BBC’s 1995 Pride and Prejudice mini series like I haven’t seen it approximately 18625194024 times before. 🙄

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I think I am becoming a breakfast girly. Please no one tell Noël. I just want a waffle.

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Hi, my name is brecken, and my favorite pastime is crying at audiobooks in my car.

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The woman was too stunned to speak😵‍💫

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Wally on the mic! 🎤😂

@enterprise | #LGRW

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Sign this man forever.

[Brecken Mumford @breckydoo]

The year is 2023. I’m emotionally fragile. I cannot stop watching the children’s show Bluey. I have had tears in my eyes. Is this a cry for help? Remains to be seen.

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LOML

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

frame it 😺

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Why do all the people I know and love continuously subject me to breakfast for dinner???? Am I being punished for something??