Bre Damiano

[Bre Damiano @bredamiano]

Remember when you used to date someone in middle school and put their name as your signature on your flip phone hahahahahaha

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[William Mattar @WilliamMattar]

Ok I think I finally have enough to sue

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

i hope this email kills us both

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

They should have a special lane for texting and driving

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after texting my friend “here” instead of just knocking on the door

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Get me to God’s country

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[autumn @spooky_hoe420]

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

[h ✯ حياة @hayxtt]

my landlord is never seeing heaven,

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I hate when I have a day off and I go out in public and there are other people that are also not working. This is my day. Have some damn respect.

[WHO? @soursillypickle]

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

[Kenny5Alive @kenny5alive]

No one tells you this, but the older you get, the more you look out the windows of your home.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

You're a legend, Slick Rick! 🐐

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Every Drake fan right now knowing we just won the war. Ovo forever.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Josh’s reaction to his MVP video is everything. 🥹

#NFLHonors | #BillsMafia

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Adam @adampensel]

We all have our bad days