ellen

24yr / aspiring person / valorant and ow player (unfortunately)

[ellen @bredjoys]

my official commission page!

https://t.co/cCILqLaAXr

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

“abs or biceps?” idk probably the way his voice softens when he talks to me

[ellen @bredjoys]

now i got this sexy ass man treating me like i am the only woman in the world

[ellen @bredjoys]

i am living proof that when you do the hard thing the universe rewards you for real

[ellen @bredjoys]

BREAK UP WITH YOUR PARTNER IF YOU ARENT HAPPY WITH THEM I PROMISE THERE ARE GOOD THINGS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE DIVINE FOR BEING HONEST

[ellen @bredjoys]

things are happening to me that even smut writers couldnt come up with

[ellen @bredjoys]

had a prophetic dream about wordle last night and woke up and the first two letters were literally correct

[ellen @bredjoys]

what if we FORCED our players to play our STUPID gamemode

[ellen @bredjoys]

buddy

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[ellen @bredjoys]

josh duns waist is ever sluttier in real life

[ellen @bredjoys]

hoe lastig is het om kabels te fixen waarom zegt elke trein in antwerpen cancelled naar nederland bitch ik sta op het punt om naar roosendaal te reizen lowk

[ellen @bredjoys]

it is about to be a fucking journey to get home

[ellen @bredjoys]

"rock werchter can you do one more!!" wallahi tyler im tired

[ellen @bredjoys]

i am actually physically anxious like i can feel it in my chest and stomach and i dont know bruh

[ellen @bredjoys]

what it feels like to tell people you like dominant men as a woman in this submissive men apocalypse

[nateo baggins @natetella]

Does anyone know how to stop looking at your phone im so serious i have a dopamine problem that I need resolved 7 years ago

[ellen @bredjoys]

dude why does my twitter keep logging itself out

[kirsch (doomed by the narrative) @kirschetc]

Me: I need healing :(
The kind-hearted and generous Mizuki Overwatch throwing his hat at me:

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Disculpen mi opinión de extrema izquierda, pero creo que lanzar 200.000 toneladas de bombas y hacer arder refinerías, afecta bastante más al cambio climático que encender el aire acondicionado.

[ellen @bredjoys]

when you get an eyebrow piercing they dont even tell you about the JOY of picking at it and peeling crusties off it is a top 10 human experience