express mac

cool and chill, can pay the bill

[express mac @bredstik05]

babies probably just be having dreams about big mommy milkers all the time

[express mac @bredstik05]

who tf got so disgusted with anatomy that they made its official name gross anatomy and everyone rolled with it

[express mac @bredstik05]

well folks, there goes another day thinking ab the potential that tay k had

[express mac @bredstik05]

how do people administer breast exams with a straight face

[express mac @bredstik05]

@vvaaggi @sexhavingperson @poundtownstereo side note: why he lookin kinda...

[express mac @bredstik05]

if you go to the edge just say ur horny

[express mac @bredstik05]

Jonah hill modern day Jesus

[express mac @bredstik05]

finding el dorado is like finding the clit

[express mac @bredstik05]

@fuckcrab ITS NOT A PARTY ITS A FUNCTION, DAD!

[express mac @bredstik05]

@fuckcrab weather report ate

[express mac @bredstik05]

Red Cross wants blood sooo bad but the second they find out you have aids they become picky little bastards

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

[express mac @bredstik05]

sometimes I create a document on my computer just to drag it into trash because my favorite noise is the crisp crunching of the trash disposal on MacBook

[express mac @bredstik05]

just remembered about how one time when i went to germany when i was younger i just randomly said hitler out loud in public and my father scolded me

[express mac @bredstik05]

y on the psat there is not a white ppl box when they ask your nationality but they realllll mature when they make cock asian an option

[express mac @bredstik05]

slim shady so afraid of identity fraud

[express mac @bredstik05]

me when my dumb ass dog starts barking: “shut the fuck up dumb ass dog!”

[express mac @bredstik05]

@avamcflavaaa NO WAY

[express mac @bredstik05]

@nessqquickgirl LOL you mean the entire show!

[express mac @bredstik05]

where tf does danny duncan find so many random ass midgets