bree (taylor’s version)

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@olivegarden curbside order scheduled, got to the parking then my husband called with an emergency involving our newborn. all is well, is there any way to get a re-do and pick it up tomorrow? i understand if not, but i’d like to clarify that we didn’t just abandon the food 😂😭

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

shoutout to @olivegarden for these shitty kids pizzas that are 80% crust. both kids got maybe 5 bites before there was just crust. i’ll take a refund or redo

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Objectively the greatest prank ever done prove me wrong

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

They cooked

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

also @pizzahut what’s up with this “boneless wing” that’s the size of a quarter??? ordered an 8 piece and yes that’s 1 of the 8.

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@pizzahut paid $0.99 for a parmesan shaker, got a red pepper shaker which none of us want. how do i get that money back, there’s nothing on the app

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@kfc finally got you guys through uber eats only for the restaurant to not give ANY sauce (we selected 6 between all the meals), and they didn’t give me the chicken pot pie either. on top of the driver having to wait at the restaurant nearly 15 minutes for it to be ready???

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@AmazonHelp could someone see my dm please

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@lidolmix digi tour 2014 🥳

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@Starbucks trying to get my 70 bonus stars so i got a lemon loaf instead of a cheese danish, only for the app to do this. got a receipt, how do i get credit??

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the world stopped for a minute that night

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

i have questions for ur brother

[jordan 🌿 @givemecrisps]

i have to say, the whole 80s bicycle nostalgia aesthetic worked well when they were children, doesn’t quite hit the same now that they’re all 45

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@AMCTheatres when do buckets / cups go on sale in theaters?

[AARON @lidolmix]

even in hell he won’t shut up omg

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@Carters i’ve got a coupon for spend $75 get $15 off. says it excludes other coupons. website says everything is 50% off, is that considered a coupon? how am i meant to redeem the $15 off if nothing is eligible?

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Y’all remember that Charlie was butt ugly right

[bree (taylor’s version) @breecaylen]

@AMCHelps @AMCTheatres when do wicked for good buckets and cups go on sale in theaters?

[Bootleg Liquor on a Sunday Night 🥃 @Mike_Modulator]

As somebody who mocked those dead children from Sandy Hook you should probably shut the fuck up

[helkum @he1kumwya]

nigga look like a lamb