bree*dark 🎀🏳️‍🌈

...the little things in life.

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

20 years later, IDIOCRACY (2006) somehow feels even more relevant.

Mike Judge was way ahead of his time.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

the older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club.

Thank goodness.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[bree*dark 🎀🏳️‍🌈 @breedark1]

7 years of being married and I still can't believe I've got a real wife that actually loves me and is there every day and does every little stupid thing with me and kisses me goodnight every single day. How AWESOME is that?!? This marriage thing is 💯🌈!

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that "gifted, high-achieving child" who finished assignments in 10 minutes, read entire books under the blanket with a flashlight, and was praised for being mature... was actually just an undiagnosed ADHD girlie operating on pure, unregulated hyperfocus.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

A neurodivergent person with a 1pm appointment cannot do anything before the appointment. cannot start a task. cannot eat. cannot focus. cannot relax. the entire morning belongs to the 1pm. and we will still be 4 minutes late.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Me after every step of cooking:

[JNS @_devJNS]

no notice

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

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