Bree

she/her || live tweeting all my thoughts ☀️

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

Pinocchio is lowkey a terrifying movie

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

some days I really just feel like the mouse from "if you gave a mouse a cookie" bc like I would want a glass of milk and then get distracted by one million other things

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Some weekends you enter knowing you'll be participating in the main storyline. this weekend i think i'll be doing mostly b-plots & a sort of recurring celebrity guest bit

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Ghosting a Pisces is a hate crime

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

I'm kind of proud about how long I've gone without knowing anything specific about pickleball

[𝙂𝙐𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙑 🥀 @RapGoblin]

mac miller was right, music is a beautiful thing

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Somewhere a Pisces is remembering everything that’s ever happened to them

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

"pussy is cheaper than chicken these days"

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

"he is out of his country fried fucking mind"

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

if the air and water has one hater it is me, if the air and water show has no haters, I have died

[milk @milkstrology]

just know when you're yelling at a pisces this is actually who you're yelling at

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

polka dots are the ugliest pattern

[Cher @cher]

Sorry Been MIA,
What IS My Problem

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Bree @breeeeeee27]

I love when English people say "lads"