Dan Breit

[Dan Breit @Breeeeeeeezy44]

@BigDickReillo FB statuses are even worse

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

It’s schedule release day 👀

And we’re doing things a little different this time around.

#Saints | @SeatGeek

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

Who's the best player in the NFL right now?

If your answer is anything other than "Michael Thomas" ... then you're wrong.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@peta If only it was you the Stingray killed.

[Jon DeTrinis @JonDeTrinis]

From sources:

Yesterday, 4 armed guards entered the @saints locker room, with Coach @SeanPayton wheeling the Lombardi trophy on top of $225k in cash.

Coach then said: “Y’all want this???”

“Win 3 F’n games.”

The locker room erupted. $225k is each player’s SB bonus.
#WHODAT

[Tyler Pieratt @p13ratt]

Drake’s son walking into school tomorrow after no one believed him that it was his dad 😂

[Dan Breit @Breeeeeeeezy44]

@RPIFootball @SteveMills688 @realstevemills

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

[NFL @NFL]

.@Saints sweep Rookie of the Year honors?
Who earns 2017 MVP?

14 NFL execs weigh in on year-end awards https://t.co/CgYlLBBe74 (via @TomPelissero)

[NFL @NFL]

.@MarkIngram22.
@A_kamara6.
And @Cantguardmike.

Be afraid of the @Saints' three-headed monster. Be VERY afraid. 👹👹👹 #GoSaints

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

The @Saints RB duo this season:

• @A_kamara6 - 101.7 scrimmage YPG and 11 TD

• @MarkIngram22 - 98.1 scrimmage YPG and 9 TD

The last RB duo to each record 95+ scrimmage YPG and 5+ TD for a season:

@BoJackson and @MarcusAllenHOF for the 1987 @RAIDERS

[Helen Zamarripa @ZamarripaHelen]

I SWEAR IF Y’ALL DONT INVITE THE BULLDOG OVER 😤😤😤 https://t.co/taSkD44sFx

[NFL @NFL]

@RapSheet UPDATE: @MikeGarafolo confirms @deshaunwatson has suffered a torn ACL: https://t.co/wmZHajRrOO

[Dan Breit @Breeeeeeeezy44]

@alexalvarez05 You’ve carved my pumpkin

[Brice Brooks @Spicey_Bricey]

Gf: what's wrong
Me: nothing
Gf: okay cool
Me: it's just funny how I drafted David Johnson first overall and he got hurt and you don't care

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

$12 MILLION!!!

https://t.co/SR6DmnNbyM

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

Chick-Fil-A customer service is UNDEFEATED