chicken joe

Back up Terry! put it in reverse Terry!

[Alex Le @alex3le]

Not enough respect is put on the great film that is Ratatouille.

The originality. The romantic atmosphere of Paris. The entrepreneurial spirit embodied by a rat who won’t take no for an answer.

Truly a perfect film.

[woop @woop54]

god never made this

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Anyone who buys this will be cursed instantly. Type of activity that brings shame on your bloodline for 10000 years.

[Dr. Squatch @DrSquatchSoapCo]

You kept asking about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater after we released our commercial… so we kept it.

Introducing Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss! A very real, limited-edition soap made with Sydney's actual bathwater.

Available on 6/6/25 at https://t.co/iVbOpZxHSR🛁✨ @sydney_sweeney

[Tommy Bresee @bresee_thomas]

This might be the best Knicks/Vampire speech I’ve ever seen, and I don’t say that lightly

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Softball Stats Tonight:

1-4 from the plate
2 errors
15 high fives
23 “good eye” shouts from the dugout

Weapon.

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Got a raise at work

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@gasmansevo 🫡

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Just went skiing for the first time during my tenure in Colorado. Super fun but way more difficult than I anticipated. Spent at least 50% of the time on my ass. Had local children doing circles around me. Feeling #humble

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Greatest picture I’ve ever seen. Absolutely flawless. Merry Christmas everyone

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Just punched a hole in the wall while watching the grinch. Why would bro do that? 😢

[Coach Vice @gasmansevo]

Got carried away and scrambled 15 eggs so now I have to eat 15 scrambled eggs

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@gasmansevo Oh word nvm then. Thanks coach!

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Having terminal levels of FOMO from seeing my buddies have a jolly time in Athens. Cheers boys 🤝 give em hell

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@SchollWright This is good advice. Gonna roast this kid tomorrow in front of the school to earn his respect

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

Just dapped up one of my middle school students. Do you guys think he thought that was cool? Or do you think I’m getting cooked by a bunch middle schoolers in gym class rn for having a weak dap? I’m in mental anguish thinking about this

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@gasmansevo Damnit coach you see right through me

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@PartTimeJeffrey I’m afraid they aren’t Dude :(

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

@maddiec0peland no ☹️

[chicken joe @breeezy022]

I like to think that at exactly 6:20 he just abruptly stops talking to his wife and moves the tripod to his next location