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[b @breeezybrie]

these boys think they're slick

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

New York is so beautiful, a man has accomplished his ultimate dream and that’s left for him is to portray a sex criminal or victim on network primetime

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Europeans experiencing New Jersey on their way to the World Cup

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Her kids didn’t make the most comfortable pumps & club platforms known to man

[jane @abtonika]

The worst couple you know is gonna recreate this for Halloween this year

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Yea what a great plan, your 20 year old baby daddy can be running around at frat parties getting wasted while you’re at home vomiting all day and struggling to attend class. This is a recipe to end up a drop out single mom.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

They lost the only war they fought.

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Jade Law @jadel4w]

Microslop

[cupid ꕤ @ppastlife]

me and the other 3 people who don’t gaf about stranger things

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

happy new year i looked really hot tonight but i don’t trust you grok using losers on this app so here’s a notes app drawing of my dress

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

I wouldn’t hire anyone with a degree from the University of Oklahoma. I’d worry that my ‘expert’ mechanical engineer got their qualification by writing “God keeps bridges in the sky :)”. Useless piece of paper.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

He do look like his favorite color is three

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

This is just straight up Righteous Gemstones

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

I’m not saying that my wife needs to dress in all black and grieve me for a year or anything like that, but I’d like to think she’d stay away from sparkling pantsuits and onstage fireworks displays for, like, a few months at least.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Why don’t u work harder and just buy your own home

[C @theclovecoterie]

You should leave for that too btw

[💗 @ma1ybe]

oh shit i forgot about the Fog that Kills Boys

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You shat yourself?