Ppl, I got a house phone for the bundle special. If you call me on their I will not pick up and I’ll be pissed if you wake the baby. #justtxtme#dontwakethebaby
Its three in the morning and baby brookie has done her first roll over to her tummy!!! I just wish she didn’t have my boob in her mouth when she did it. #taffynipple
Does anyone else go through funks where they just let themselves go for a while...and then one day you wake up..and you’re spray tanning, you’re waxing that unibrow, shaving that big toe. And you’re just ready to f it up as a whole new woman? And then repeat the cycle? Just me?