Bree

[y @y4jahira]

in honor of #NationalBoyfriendDay, since none of y’all are CULTURED https://t.co/1cshEVTSFu

[delaney janey💖 @Laneybehr]

my boyfriend says we can only get one kitten but look at these two.......Twitter please help me get these babies 🥺

[Circles Drum Samples @CirclesSamples]

I added drums to that cat playing a drum solo in its sleep.

[Bree @breegore615]

Lesson learned: don’t put things in the online cart if you don’t intend to buy. Just accidentally spent over $200 and now I have to wait for the shipment to arrive so I can return most of it 🤦‍♀️

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Each child has two holes in their soul in the shape of their mother and their father. When one or both abandons them, it leaves a painful wound which can take decades to heal.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I see a lot of guys saying "do you *really* want to live in a world where men are sensitive and respectful and intellectually curious and opposed to bullying?" and I'm like "... yes? take me to that awful place."

[Anna Brisbin 🎙️ @BrizzyVoices]

oh, you trained your dog in German? coolcoolcool

i trained my dog in Harry Potter spells.

[Bree @breegore615]

@BrizzyVoices @bananakin17

[Bree @breegore615]

I got 20 nuggets in my 12 count order at Chick-Fil-A 🙌 and I felt that this was tweet worthy news

[Ethan Taylor 🧌 @ethataylo]

please retweet I worked hard on it

[Bree @breegore615]

I’ve been with Zach’s family for less then a day and 3 of us have already gotten sick 😷

[Bree @breegore615]

I’m at my grandparents house and both of them and my aunt have hearing problems, so everyone has to yell at each other to be heard and now I’m going to have hearing problems after being here

[Bree @breegore615]

I’ve been getting about 3 calls per week at the office, and as soon as my boss leaves town everyone decides to call for him 🙄

[Bree @breegore615]

I’ve had food poisoning from @tacobell twice in the past month and I just want to know why something I love so much has to hurt me 😭

[Bree @breegore615]

I know I wouldn’t be saying this if I was still in school. But I kind of miss the stress and excitement of getting through finals in order to come home for Christmas. It almost doesn’t feel like the Christmas season without it

[Bree @breegore615]

PSA: if you didn’t know, apparently banks can close your credit card account without notifying you 🤷‍♀️ because that makes sense. I’ll be calling the bank tomorrow but for now, please pray for my credit score 😑

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i love Riverdale, the first tv show to be written entirely by predictive text