Briana Renzetti

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@AlaskaAir Heidi G. is INCREDIBLE!! She was so awesome to chat with and was able to solve my issue quickly. Give her a raise!

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@canva Canva and a company that actually delivers its orders/doesn’t lie to customers? How do I submit this as a collab?

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@canva Can I put down both hands since Canva lied to me for weeks about my order and never actually processed it??

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“Mommy, fix it one more time!” I’ve already fixed it one more time. “Mommy, fix it 20 more times.” #twoyearoldtalking

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@KidNichols206 @SoundersFC @PrimeVideo Both, obviously.

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@KidNichols206 @SheaSerrano This guy gets it.

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Mr. Noodle, the OG #TikTok star. Don’t @ me.

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“Killed on their wedding night... too bad these newlyweds ended up newly dead...”

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Practicing one liners for my CSI: Miami audition. “It looks like the murder weapon was an ice pick... which means the killer was ice cold.” #breetweet

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“He appears to have died in this gym... I guess it’s not always fun to stay at the YMCA.”

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Hey @SoundersFC! What you did today for the mother’s using the nursing suite was amazing! It can be tough getting the little ones to the game sometimes, but thoughtfulness like this makes it easier. I’m impressed and so thankful. 💚Thank you Maya and Kimberly!💚#SoundersMatchday

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Every white Range Rover is your team. #breetweet

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I sometimes let my infant son nap with a blanket. But before you #momshame me, you should see the knives I hang above his bed while he sleeps. #breetweet

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#AGT is having an all star show that claims to be the ‘Olympics of talent’ - pretty sure the Olympics are the Olympics of talent. #breetweet

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Told the hubs to let me know when my hair is too long and I start looking like I have sister-wives. #Longhairdontcare #breetweet

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I hate all these fucking #Hallmark Christmas movies, but if you delete them from the DVR before I’ve had the chance to watch every single one, I will cut a bitch. #breetweet

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@ChaseSupport I can't sign into my account! How much longer will the site be down??

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@googlephotos #gHelp #HC The Assistant creates an animation from a video. Can I do that manually? If so, how? Thanks!

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@Wix I need help with upgrading my plan! Do you guys have a number I can call??

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@danjlevy Obsessed with #SchittsCreek, obsessed with David's wardrobe. I'm hoping certain pieces are available online? #pleasesayyes