Bree Keller

Just say “Yikes” and move on.

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

The difference between my 2 dogs that are both on an oral liquid medication:

Lola: have to forcibly pry her mouth open and put it down her throat

Loki: sits nicely, opens his mouth, and licks the syringe when it’s done 😂

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Not much beats coming home to a clean apartment. My stress level is cut in half when my surroundings are clean. 💁🏼‍♀️🧽

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@bzimmerman95 Lola will be 7 in December and I plan to stick to 1 visit a year until she is probably 10 or so unless a condition comes up that requires more monitoring!

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@netflix can fuck right off if they think I will buy my own subscription due to this password sharing bullshit 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@averyjbyrd You avoid that person and remember that you’re always enough 👏🏻

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@blazeitcandleco When does Bkueberry headband come back 😭

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

It’s a miracle people ever get new dogs. I had to put my family dog down 5 years ago and I still cry when I look at his pictures. Why do we do this to ourselves. 😭

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

I’m a freaking mess after watching this week’s Million Little Things 😭😭😭

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Is there anything better than a new candle? 😌

@blazeitcandleco

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@blazeitcandleco YESSSSSSS

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Someone needs to take away my wax melt buying privileges 🙈😂 @blazeitcandleco

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@blazeitcandleco If you guys ever discontinue Super Lemon Haze I’ll cry 😅

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@bzimmerman95 Honestly a good point!

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Someone talk me out of buying the Central Perk candle from Home Sick. $38 is a beat steep 😅

[Cara Mund @CaraMund]

According to the ND Senate, feeding school lunch to CHILDREN at income levels less than DOUBLE the federal poverty level is “not the problem of North Dakota.” However, increasing meal reimbursements to paid employees because “inflation has made eating out much more expensive” is.

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Genuinely perplexed how people keep a hole ass house clean. I’m exhausted just cleaning up after myself and dogs in a 1 bedroom apartment. 🙈

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

@blazeitcandleco You guys are so excellent with replacements! And the way you look out for your customers is very appreciated!

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

There is just something about a Target trip before 9am. I can browse in peace 😌

[Bree Keller @breekellerx]

Having Addison on Greys makes it 10000x better