Breellz

A software Engineer and a damn good one at it🔥

[Mustafa @oprydai]

Day 2 of vibecoding

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“You want to seize my phone? Madam, you want to seize my phone? If you like, call God. I’m not leaving here today until you answer me and return my 5 million naira.”🙆🏼‍♂️

- Serious drama at the GTB Bank, CMD Road branch today as a man created a huge scene inside the bank, claiming GTB has held his 5 million naira for 2 weeks now.💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Practical example on how to survive a pitbull attack🤣🤣🤣

[Breellz @breellz]

Reset

[Breellz @breellz]

@Angle__wix Facts

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

Computer science award

[Wale Adedayo 🌍🔰 @Mario9jaa]

I have just registered Bola Ahmed Tinubu as a member of the ADC on their portal with made up NIN, Phone number and Address.

ADC is a very very useless party.

[Breellz @breellz]

Gave Gemini and Claude 7 failing test cases in full agent mode. They spent an hour hitting bricks.
I got tired, spotted the bug, and nudged them. Fixed in 5 minutes.
My job is still safe

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

remove this shit and give us the old resolution selector then

[Breellz @breellz]

@Cartidise Like bro. It's so annoying

[Breellz @breellz]

@gothburz Love this😂😂
I also like to throw in words like 'refactoring,' 'propagation delay,' and 'sharding.' Nobody asks follow-up questions when you sound sufficiently miserable about the complexity.

[HederaHacks @Hedera_Hacks]

In Africa, access to FX isn’t optional, it’s survival.

Yet cross-border payments still cost up to 39% in fees.

@UpesaHQ uses stablecoins on Hedera as a regulated settlement rail for remittance, trade, and cross-border payments. Faster settlement. Lower fees. Transparent liquidity.

Already live, already scaling → powering FX where it matters most.

More finalist projects coming next.

[Breellz @breellz]

@googledevs Make a million dollars

[Breellz @breellz]

@instablog9ja It works on my machine

[Breellz @breellz]

@KharayKrayKray Loud it

[Breellz @breellz]

@dipalitwt Farm

[Breellz @breellz]

@Teeblix_ No

[Breellz @breellz]

@ObinnaCh @seunlanlege Your job is to what?

[Breellz @breellz]

@oluwatobiexe Why are you angry? 😂😂

[Breellz @breellz]

@gyaigyimii HBO's got my respect but apple keeps dropping bangers