Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈

it's not hoarding if it's books 📚 || hobby baker 🧁 || scribbler of stories 📝|| lactose intolerant - non-practicing || She/Her/Hers

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

hi hello to my very limited following. I’ve set my intention next year and decided one of the ways I’m going to protect my time (read: sanity) is to move offline. If you’d like to keep in touch, dm me your email/snail mail before 12/31 ♥️

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

Happy 2023 and goodnight ♥️

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in the coming year we’re doing away with the concept of “cringe.” we’re being our weirdest selves, we’re embracing our nichest obsessions, we’re recovering the passion society tried to shame out of us. ignore the haters. become the exuberant nerd you were born to be.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

As @SouthwestAir CEO Bob Jordan pretends to apologize—remember—SW got a $7B federal bailout, spent $5.6B of that on Stock Buybacks, gave their CEO a raise to $9.1M,& forced frontline workers to 16 hour shifts under threat of termination—while spending $0 updating their software😳

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

THIS!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in the next year let’s stop creating things for mass consumption and start creating things for a handful of people to say “this is completely unhinged and I LOVE it.” make whatever deranged things are in your weird heart

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

good morning

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

Staring at my work computer like

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

@tumblr

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

@aubreyhirsch Immediately stressed

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

ah, 'tis the season of explaining my job to my relatives 🫠

[Bayt Al Fann @BaytAlFann]

For 1000 years, Arabic was the primary international language of commerce, scholarship & politics, much as English is today. Over the centuries, English adopted many words that were borrowed directly from Arabic

For Arabic Language Day, here are 20 words with Arabic origins…

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

I don’t want to share this loser’s tweets, but just in case he’s good for his word and you want to vote, you can find this on his TL.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

if billionaires paid their fair share of taxes we wouldn't need Christmas hauntings and the dead could rest in peace.

[Ally Ally Oxenfree @AllyMalinenko]

Hey writers I need you to support artists fight against AI because they’re our partners and also because AI is coming for you next

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

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Timeline Cleanse: shelter dogs being able to pick a toy for Christmas.

[Bree Martinez is offline🏳️‍🌈 @breemwrites]

Toph write this, didn’t she

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Showering is water nation propaganda.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

get them what they really want this holiday season: a vine-covered lighthouse where they can read books all day and stare out to sea and walk down to the local pub for a bowl of stew