I told him, “I got you the gift I got you because I ain’t going anywhere. We’ve been on and off for 5 years now, I’m here for the long run.” And he laughed and asked to see it but I said nah 😂😂
My man told me to feed the left over pizza to our daughter. I told him it’d give her diarrhea and he said I bet. So I told him to feed it to his damn horse so it can get it diarrhea too 🙄
Why does my Salvadoran man, try so hard to be Mexican??? Like babe, you didn’t go to work today to go watch horse racing with the Mexicans from the rancho?????