Bree Pear

I solemnly swear I’m up to something good

[Bree Pear @breepear]

@LiveBashIsTaken Couldn’t be more accurate 😂

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Don’t believe everything you think.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Quit watering dead plants.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

The ones who deserve your loyalty are the ones who have never made you question theirs.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

As kids we spend most of our time trying to fit in, and as adults we spend it trying to stand out.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Don’t ever respond with only “K” to me. I am not potassium and your thumbs can tap two letters. Ok? Ok.

[halsey @halsey]

I hate these “$100 dollars to any girl who didn’t dress like a hoe this Halloween” tweets. How about I say $200 to any girl who DID. I hope you felt fabulous. Come get this money, baby.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

“Don’t look at me like that Susan.”

[Bree Pear @breepear]

I bet the first human to hear a parrot talk was not ok for a couple days.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

“God dammit I swear the parrot spoke”

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Just remember, when you lose a sock in the dryer it will come back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Wandering is just wondering with your legs.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Just attempted to spell the word item with a D. So...it’s going to be one of those kinda days.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Start projects because you feel like you’re going to explode, vomit, or both. You gotta have that kind of burning desire in your stomach to do it.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

When you take an Ethical Hacking course, it's essentially the IT version of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

We are lucky because out of all the bodily functions that could be contagious we got yawning.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

“Let me put on my jean shorts and my eyebrows and I’ll be right there” - a true friend

[Bree Pear @breepear]

The fact that Labor Day isn’t on 9-5 is a big mistake that somebody made.

[Bree Pear @breepear]

Your spirit is the part of you that feels like hope - @CarolineMyss #oprah