bree

I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.

[inez @illicitbrennan]

can they just agree on something???

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Admittedly, I haven’t seen all of the #Oscars contenders, but I think The Academy got this one right.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

You know what they say it’s always bedtime somwhere

[sabunny @mama_moons]

don't care, going to da movies

[regis @regissphilbin]

the implication that big bird doesn’t slay just pmo so bad

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[ian @cornyloser]

the opps pov

[GAB @fabgab44]

#dwts MY final 4 btw

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this some advanced humor

[project hail enn ⓸ @HAYCH4FF]

I just saw someone saying that the Louvre was robbed as part of the now you see me movie promo and I laughed but I remembered that woody harrelson is in Paris and now I’m suspicious

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I promise you, any concern or question you may have is easily CORRECTLY answered on Reddit from a post from like 2018.

[uncle k8lyn ??? @katttesquad]

daily routine
- wake up
- practice bob dylan voice
- play ping pong
- play guitar
- read dune
- hang out with kylie jenner

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?