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never lose sleep over someone who’s probably sleeping with somebody else

[🐝 @breeschaef]

Found out today that boys who played junior C hockey almost 10 years ago still talk about when they played junior C hockey 10 years ago

[🐝 @breeschaef]

I just entered for a chance to win $25,000 with the Pure Country $50K Double Play contest! https://t.co/4NDYrwpYo3

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

do i have to give head at 3:45 am behind a mcdonalds in chicago on a friday night during the middle of pride month while streaming on twitch and ig live for y’all to realize i am really a fruitcake

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Do you ever meet someone and just instantly know that they were an RA in college?

[Married w/Television @marriedTVpod]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another historic night of basketball. 💙

[🐝 @breeschaef]

@TheJudge44 why did you unfollow the yankees ??? what are you trying to tell me ??????

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my problem with fuck marry kill is if i’m busy fucking and killing its not necessarily the best time to also plan a wedding

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

you’re in his DMs, i’m blocked what he posting

[sally darr @sallydarr]

dressing up as cocaine for halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom at a party

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s so crazy how easy it is NOT to cheat. Like it’s really not that hard. And yet men are on here acting like they’re fighting demons every day

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Lmao Blue Jays fans booing their own pitcher for walking Judge

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

My Crush: *typing*

Me in the chat:

[🐝 @breeschaef]

when none of your friends will go with you to the @LilTunechi concert on monday so you dm him to see if he has an extra ticket

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.