Bree

Call me if you get arrested.

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Proof of life.

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My Mother just, in all sincerity, just asked me if Steve-O had brain damage.

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Today is a day I’ve been dreaming about since high school. ✨

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IALAC

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I have taken to sleeping horizontally on my bed.

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I’m wearing my Father’s face as a mask.

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Dante met a 9 week old baby on the trail today and he was obsessed with the smell of her. 👼🏼🍼 It was so cute.

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I think I have finally perfected my CAVA order. 🥗

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I’m going to start wearing veils to funerals.

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I have managed to hit the same pothole three days in a row. You would think I was aiming for it.

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How long have I been walking around with two Dexcom on? 😂😂😂

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I knew he wasn’t capable of this speech.

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I’m not sure there’s anyone that loves Alice in Wonderland as much as I do…

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@Acyn THE KIDS LEARNED HOW TO SAY IT 👏👏👏

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Surviving a migraine with aura is wild stuff.

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Who eats a burger at nine in the morning?

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Why does accidentally stabbing yourself with a needle hurt so much more than intentionally stabbing yourself with a needle?

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I don’t know how I survive, but I always do (survive).

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I wish you loved me

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I just saw a man, carrying a full-sized cross, checking his cell phone on the side of the road. ✝️

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Those two tweets are unrelated.