Breezy

On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. -George Orwell

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

@elonmusk since #Tesla is new to the #Reno region, you should consider supporting a local cause! #SafeEmbrace is hosting a gala in Nov 😊

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

@SpeakerRyan @GOPLeader @RepGoodlatte Protect and serve victims and survivors of VAW! #PassSenateJFAANow

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

"I fed the cats more of the weight control food so that they wouldn't feel deprived and malnourished" #shitmyboyfriendsays

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

This is 'supposed' to be a fiery Hawaiian. But it has no jalapeños. ☹ @dominos

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Cool.

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Finally the @tacobell caught up with him "it's like dry heaving out of my butthole"

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Terrence Howard believes 1x1=2, so he created his own language https://t.co/D9Cd9c1Z08 via mashable

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Happy Anniversary idiot!!

[CBSN @CBSNLive]

NEW: @denverpost captures footage of Planned Parenthood suspect led away in handcuffs https://t.co/tBDYaQbpch https://t.co/rU31pFKm7P

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

It's time to TB&P @tacobell & Party

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

If you fart in a dream, do you fart in real life?

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Every Friday at our work meetings.

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Happy National Cat Day!!

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

I simply can't be the only one that sees this beauty. Bonus: catballz

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

All of your exes don't live in Texas, they just look like they've eaten it.

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

Mom givin directions "it's super easy, turn right, then a mile down the road turn left, jump over the unicorn 3 times & pay the troll $.42"

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

http://t.co/wh8WHOG3iR from Pics HD: http://t.co/uDPo3drqr9

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@R_BARRY75 http://t.co/8xiWRkc1Eh

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"Phubbing" Could Destroy Your Relationship, Says New Study http://t.co/CMwR911ZnS

[Breezy @breezbr33z]

My bday present from my bf. It doesn't look like the poor Thai child that packed this was having a good day.