zoe

yes im this annoying in real life

[zoe @breezeblocks]

cant wait to be old so i can do yard work at 4am and ppl will think its normal

[zoe @breezeblocks]

every day i live in fear of someone announcing a remake of the outsiders with botox and filler

[zoe @breezeblocks]

at work wearimg pants with a saggy butt to show the ppl idrgaf anymore and i mean business

[zoe @breezeblocks]

this is what my neural pathways look like

[zoe @breezeblocks]

it doesnt make sense that 19 is 15 away from 34 but 32 is 7 away from 25

[zoe @breezeblocks]

my tweets feel like im trying to distract u from the last weird thing i said by saying something even weirder

[zoe @breezeblocks]

the fact that my snapchat is reserved for my closest friends and people i know the LEAST and they r all simply subject to suffer the cryptic cries of my mind

[zoe @breezeblocks]

my bank account got cotton mouth

[zoe @breezeblocks]

i have 2 moods: expose, romanticize

[zoe @breezeblocks]

recognizing patterns.........

[zoe @breezeblocks]

something about this time of year breaks my brain i think........ or wait maybe it is actually making it work really good............

[zoe @breezeblocks]

ive had 4 off brand oreos and like 4oz of chocolate shake please tell me this is not the end

[zoe @breezeblocks]

something about a man with glowing eyes....................

[zoe @breezeblocks]

how it feels to be me

[zoe @breezeblocks]

nobody in the world can possibly feel as corny as me

[zoe @breezeblocks]

but its slipping if i think about it too much 🤭👷🏽‍♂️

[zoe @breezeblocks]

this morning* i have a very good grasp on whats real and whats not at least in regards to the past mmmmmmm 1 year

[zoe @breezeblocks]

converting all energy into lust for LIFE

[zoe @breezeblocks]

hang 3 jackets theory: its when all u need to do is hang 3 jackets but for some reason its the hardest thing in the world and u dont wanna do it so u end up doing anything else even starting n completing projects u put off for years and now all u need to do is hang 3 jackets

[zoe @breezeblocks]

why did i take a nap at 5pm and wake up at 7:30pm and drink 2 redbulls just to hang 3 jackets