Brian Keesey

ain’t easy bein Keesey

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

@CornNuts thought they could just sprinkle some flavor on gravel and call it a snack

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

@sarahhoak I’ll be back in 2025 for my annual post lol

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Once you embrace gas station food, your life can truly begin

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

If you have reindeer antlers on your vehicle, you are not allowed to drive aggressively

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

@sarahhoak @WOTonPrime Definitely different than I thought it’d be, can’t wait for show

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Don’t Stop Believing,” I could buy the rights to the song and stop them from playing it

@JourneyOfficial

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

@ColbieMcRae Baseball is one thing Covid should have cancelled

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

I forget Canada exists sometimes

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

I wish cars had a polite honk but also a business honk

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

I already ran out of my quarantine snacks

#CoronavirusOutbreak

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Might soon be able to cross “looting” off my bucket list #CoronavirusUSA

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

If you can’t take all your groceries inside with one trip, leave the rest, you don’t deserve them

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

@ArrowheadWater tastes like it was already in someone’s mouth

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Clicked ONE story about the royal family and Facebook will never let me forget it

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

I said no to birthday cake in the break room today. Was proud of myself. Rewarded myself by getting some cake during my next pass through the break room.

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

If you don’t look at your check engine light, it’ll go away

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Are dad jokes getting funnier or am I getting older

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Please don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee.....or after

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

The audacity of these granola bars. 50 % granola, 50% wrapper. 100% Lies
@Chewy @NatureValley #shrinkflation

[Brian Keesey @breezyy333]

Why do I cut donuts in half when I know I’m just gonna eat the other half 30 seconds later