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[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator

my wife: what the fuck are you talking about

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@rakeau @carry_the_flag @TheOGAllison @JoshuaPHilll @elonmusk don’t you think calling someone a racist means something more specific than “woke” though? woke seems like more of a general word. maybe I just don’t get what people mean when they say it

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@Plesscia @TheOGAllison @JoshuaPHilll @elonmusk what if twitter goes bankrupt under him?

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@TheOGAllison @JoshuaPHilll @elonmusk you trying to make money by being retarded? you’re using the wrong platform to try and sell books.

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@IAmHeatherMoon @capitolhunters you’re a dumb bitch

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@ringsidekenz what’s the context?

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@RichardDekkard @cwmossholder dude did you read the medium article?? it sounds like you didn’t.

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@RobStckley @AndrewSErickson @ColbyBadhwar im not

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Elon, can you fix this? #RIPJimmyFallon

[Jorge Guajardo @jorge_guajardo]

The smile is the message. (And he knows how to use the lack of it).

[Tim Copeland @Timccopeland]

look dude, i don't know who you are and all my btc was lost to ftx — but i will pay you everything i have left for you not to publish this

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

That man attempted a coup and they letting him run for President again. There's stricter rules at Planet Fitness.

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@Spidermanoflife @Rehlein_ms @Blazer_Chris_ @EricFrohnhoefer what the entire fuck is dad sense

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@Rehlein_ms @Blazer_Chris_ @EricFrohnhoefer 420 - smoke marijuana meme
69 - two people performing oral sex at the same time.
elon loves both of these numbers because he is an idiot.

[alex @alex_abads]

omfg i know my queen hated every second of this

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@8675309eyine @pbstockx @DannyDeVito yeah it would be awful for someone to consider something else than an old as shit book that doesn’t mention abortion at all. the bible is irrelevant in politics.