Bre Fern

Big hair on a battery pack

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

…wait how did I not know that @pollotropical had churros? Do I live under a rock?!

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

You will find the following people in Bali 🌴

-drunk Australians
-the wandering funemployed
-spiritual retreat swami followers

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

@JaredThomas_P @BobIrvingCJOB Go Capitals!

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

The dogs in Bali are cute. Until you realize you have 32 mosquito bites on your arms 🐶

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

When people say “give me a sec, I’m speaking to the bank” is code for I’ losing my fucking shit B$&@% and I don’t have time for you right now.

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

@JaredThomas_P We need to gaslight ridicule more.

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Dogs are now in strollers. And toddlers are on leashes. Make it make sense.

-Jo

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

When the invite for the party says 7pm in Miami #onlyindade

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

“It’s because I’m Cuban” has become my go-to answer for my poor etiquette.

1. Yelling at libraries
2. Not holding the door for people
3. Cutting people off in traffic

….There’s more but I think they’re borderline illegal.

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Where can I get dentures from my dog? She has 4 fangs and is suffering from low self esteem?

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

@JaredThomas_P Please stop eating her food, we are running low.

[Brad Stulberg @BStulberg]

Old model of success: anything goes, sell your soul, ruin your marriage, destroy yourself, burnout—all for an arbitrary external measure.

New model of success: sustainable path to excellence; what you work on works on you; long-game is prioritized; you find lasting fulfillment.

[TIME @TIME]

Israeli riot police on Friday antagonized pallbearers at the funeral for slain Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Akleh, who witnesses say was killed by Israeli troops on Wednesday
https://t.co/4YtBryX8rs

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 328 3/6

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 325 4/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 324 4/6

⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The streak is back

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 323 X/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

First wordle loss. How on earth was it canny and not nanny!?!?

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 322 5/6

🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Toughie, assist from Winnipeg ⁦@JaredThomas_P⁩

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 319 3/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Bre Fern @brelikethequeso]

Wordle 318 5/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩