Bre

are not one, are two✌🏻 JPK 💘

[Bre @bremahler]

I have two moods when texting my brother about DCC (which he forced me to read) the text tone I sent him is the new message sound from the audiobooks

[Bre @bremahler]

Nobody understands how pissed I am that I’m halfway through Kingdom of Ash so I can’t watch SJM on Call Her Daddy lest there be spoilers

[Bre @bremahler]

Manon Blackbeak….thats my bitch!! I would die for u manon

[Bre @bremahler]

I went sooooo far into this account trying to find the original tweet and gain some context. It’s literally about a figurine 💀

[Bre @bremahler]

@Wendys why would you discontinue your most popular sauce?!

[Bre @bremahler]

Walk on the balls of ur feet girl is this your first day in heels?

[Bre @bremahler]

Ain’t no way they attributed Singin in the Rain to MATTHEW MORRISON?!

[The DWTS Report @dwtsreport]

#DWTS 20th Birthday Party Celebration Individual Round Songs and Dance Styles #DWTS20 🪩🎉

[Bre @bremahler]

It’s so embarrassing to be the only one at a conference with 75 people who vapes or smokes. Almost embarrassing enough to make me quit

[Bre @bremahler]

Now ma’am. Everybody knows you don’t look like that

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Real women have their own bathroom in Israel! 🇮🇱

[Bre @bremahler]

Today my dad informed me he got the entire family fired from our dentist

[Bre @bremahler]

The napoleon quote…let’s keep going. Which island shall we exile him on?

[Bre @bremahler]

And you conveniently don’t mention that on Dec 13, 2024, Elon musk wasn’t cuckolding our presidency and auditing the same government he stands to make billions on.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing."

Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The Tesla line item was last modified on December 13, 2024.

Unfortunately, because Rachel entirely left out this important context, many of her 1.7 million nightly viewers will believe her misleading narrative.

SpaceX wins their government contracts because they offer the lowest price and execute. It’s not a bad thing to serve the U.S. government with great capability and products at a low price relative to the competition.

Tesla is the most American-made auto manufacturer in the U.S. Every Tesla sold in America is built in America. When you buy a Tesla, you are supporting American industry. Teslas have a lower cost of ownership compared to ICE cars. The government would likely save money buying armored Teslas instead of armored ICE cars, based on what we’ve seen with long local law enforcement trials.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Like on tractors that can handle anything from hurricanes to lightning to anything. They use magnets. It's a new theory -- magnets. They're gonna lift the planes up. And it doesn't work."

[Bre @bremahler]

@TomiLahren And….having a president who pardoned criminals that violently attacked law enforcement is not?

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Every cell in my body fucking hates Donald Trump.

[t. @taeseru]

“you can’t do that that’s illegal and unconstitutional!” they yelled at the twice impeached, indicted, and convicted felon

[Bre @bremahler]

They swung so far right that they forgot 9/11

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

BREAKING: Senator Mike Lee calls for abolishing TSA.

“Let airlines do their own screening.”

[Bre @bremahler]

Truly can’t tell you how many times Bank of America has FUCKED me over the years with their insane policies. Then they make it so damn difficult to close your account you end up staying. Fuck you, BOA