Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎

🐨 Carter and Mav’s Mama. 💙 Disney Girl. ✨ ACOTAR 🦇 Book Girlie 📚

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Cannot believe my little man is already a week old 😭

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Nearly midnight and my kids are about to cause a nervous breakdown. Send help

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

More days like today please 🖤

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I won’t judge you at the gym, unless you don’t wipe down your machines afterwards. CLEAN YOUR BUTT JUICE

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Forever a “Rhysand would never….but Xaden would 🥵” I need SJM and Yarros to get these shows on the road

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I was supposed to be off today. But let’s go argue with adults about copays and deductibles for funsies

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I wish I had never stepped foot into working healthcare. People are so mean 😭😭

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

And the delivery date was for today. Everything got pushed to NEXT Wednesday (Christmas Eve)

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Amazon out here trying to ruin Christmas and my sleep tonight. Prime for what? Ordered a week ago and still nothing shipped. 🫠

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Amazon out here trying to ruin Christmas and my sleep tonight. Prime for what? Ordered a week ago and still nothing shipped. 🫠

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I’d do anything to go back to high school. Just one day to relive it

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I have 11 months to pull this wedding together 🥲🥲🥲 at this rate I’ll be wearing jeans

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Anyway, if anyone likes press on nails please consider my family’s small business. https://t.co/UMCzLWQMCF
Add 5 boxes to your cart and use code LUCKY to get one of them free 💚☘️

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Soooo anyway. Any advice on planning an elopement 😅

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Holy crap weddings got extra expensive 🥵 My budget almost 10 years ago was $5,000. Now people are charging that just for the venue 💀

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

My grocery shopper literally brought me rotten strawberries and that’s my 13th reason

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

Watching people in the parking lot of Walmart go down the one way aisles and just cutting through the parking lot..no wonder someone literally hit my parked car

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I just know that somewhere out there, a Wawa hoagie is thinking about me too

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I started watching the Hunting Wives club because I thought was about wives whose husbands went hunting.

It is not that at all… 😳 #TheHuntingWives

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

I’m majorly in my feels tonight. I was okay until all of the school supplies started piling up and knowing my oldest baby starts kindergarten next week is wrecking me.

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

My kids like to wake up before 6:30 even on the weekends. Send help. And coffee

[Bre 🐨🧜🏼‍♀️🍀🍎 @bremcadoo]

LIKE. WINE. 😍🤤

[na @articwallows]

ROBERT FUCKING PATTINSON