𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝕭𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓖𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝕵𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙎 𝓜͟𝙴 𝑴𝗔𝗗, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐓𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝕷𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝑻𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝘐𝘚 𝓞𝙷 𝓢𝙾 𝓑𝑨𝑫.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

⠀ ⠀
⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝓚𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙸'𝙼 𝚃𝙾 𝕭𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙼𝙴,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝕯𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽͟𝙾𝚆 𝙼𝚈 𝐍𝙰𝙼𝙴.

⠀ ⠀

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

aww yay. i love you

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

( sigh. ) yes, darling .ᐣ

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

wife.

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

. . .try again.

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

wife

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

that’s not my name, dearest.

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

@mcneyminder ourse

[katherine @mistyjackie]

oh to be bitten right now

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

appearing right up close .ᐟ little freak. leeeaning in so close, his face is practically touching purse’s.

“ oh, i don’t know .. why don’t you tell me what day it is .ᐣ “

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

a smile on their face, coaxing brake
van closer with a finger. “ are you—
aware of what day it is, darling .ᐣ ”

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

HERE IS HE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

he’s looking around for @bremswaggon

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

gonna lick purse’s face a bunch

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

mhm .ᐟ.ᐟ very .ᐟ

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

WHY NOT .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ THEY’D BE SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD AT IT .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ and it’s not a side business, it’s my MAIN business .ᐟ

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

. . . you are not dragging our hypo—
thetical kids into your side - business.

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

oh okay yayyyy

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

@mcneyminder / yuhhhh

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

/ these dumbasses. they can Both be wives. dirty cash lesbianism starts now

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

yeah but if i have the kids who’s gonna make the money .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

so can i be the wife or

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

yeah sure, it can’t be that hard and then i’ll have little minions to help me with my money laundering scheme i mean my small business

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

you want kids?

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

YIPPEEEEEEEEE MARRIAGE

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

hybrid babies .ᐣ.ᐣ was that not clear .ᐣ half money truck, half caboose. y’know .ᐣ

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

weird.. little.. what?

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEEEEEASE

[𝕭𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝕱𝙰𝙶. @bremswaggon]

awwww you love me and wanna have weird little money caboose babies <3

[$ ݁˖ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ╱ 𝓜𝑂͟𝑁͟𝐸͟𝑌 @mcneyminder]

if i hated you and wanted you dead,
id hire someone to scrap you. but i
haven’t. because i am quite fond of
you, my darling brakevan.