Bren

oh good, the rats are here

[Bren @bren_flake]

mom come pick me up ppl are getting engaged

[Bren @bren_flake]

oh god…7 years later and now it’s me

[Bren @bren_flake]

mom come pick me up ppl are getting engaged

[Bren @bren_flake]

Skibidi GYATT. It’s giving Ohio

[Bren @bren_flake]

goodbye brat summer, hello transgender alien abortion prison (taap) fall

[Bren @bren_flake]

@sojuboyteIIem lmao helllooooo

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

>>> Kids interview @KamalaHarris

"I don't like Donald Trump."

"Me either."

[Bren @bren_flake]

my new favorite zinger I came up with when someone is being cranky is “yikes who changed the setting on YOUR garden hose???”

[Dear White Staffers @dearwhitestaff]

On Covfefe Day no less

[Bren @bren_flake]

Every self-help book post 2019:

“How to Unfuck Your Life”

“The Secret to Fucking the System”

“5,001 Ways to Drink Fucking Water”

“The Importance of Subtlety when Fucking Around and Finding Out”

“Fucking the Fuck without Bitching a Shit”

“~inspirely~”

[Bren @bren_flake]

you idiots, that’s cosmo & wanda

[Bren @bren_flake]

took an edible last night and watched this episode. During this scene, I said “it’s very…German. It’s giving Brother’s Grimm”

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

this is how your email finds me the entirety of October

[Bren @bren_flake]

this snap memory from 3 years ago popped up and it feels like a liminal dreamscape

[Bren @bren_flake]

you are the jet setting on the garden hose of life and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[Bren @bren_flake]

still the craziest thing to have ever happened to me

[Bren @bren_flake]

UPDATE WE FOUND A PILE OF SLICED ONIONS ON OUR SIDEWALK OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE OFFICIALLY THE WEIRDEST DAY EVER

[Brent Black @brentalfloss]

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

[Bren @bren_flake]

I specifically want this shirt Dani Rojas is wearing in the most recent episode of Ted Lasso called “Sunflowers”

[Bren @bren_flake]

why don’t TV shows and movies have what the characters wore as part of the credits? I always want what they’re wearing and can never find them

[alistair🌷 @HorrorHick]

ted lasso s3 is for the gays... and jamie tartt, you're next ! 💏

[Bren @bren_flake]

adulthood is just realizing everything has a filter and every single one is dirty and it’s all your fault

[Bren @bren_flake]

@sojuboyteIIem Great minds think alike