Brenda Gonzalez

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

If I could eat Taco Bell every day I would

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

Tell me why I like to watch glass bottles be rolled down a cement staircase on tik tok for fun

[Sal @SalOhexxx]

Everybody at the gym dressed like a gymshark catalog and I’m here dressed like Adam Sandler

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

I was having a mental break down today so I made the executive decision to change my wallpaper on my phone and treat myself to a burger. In conclusion, I feel a lot better

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

Chris just walked out of the room saying he lost his ass and I was so confused until I saw that his boxer briefs were camo 🙃

[brianna ♈︎ ❆ ☀︎ @thebaddiebrii]

ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

You ever sneeze so hard your back cracks

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

i won’t start eating my meal till i find the right film to watch

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

@dj_suavee Ya cásate

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

My toxic trait is telling my boyfriend I didn’t make his lunch so I could see him get a little sad, when in fact, his lunch has been made hours in advance.

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

My client called me old because I can’t touch my toes

[Imaslayyobae 🎀 @Jaz_Minne__]

My anxiety so bad I check my alarm 5 times to make sure I put 10 am & not 10 pm 😂

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

“U tryna drink?” First of all I’m tryna quit. Second of all let’s go.

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

My 5 de Mayo consists of sitting on my patio and drinking a beer while my neighbors play Bad Bunny 🐰

[gummybear nalgon® @the_chaparrin]

as a Hispanic/Latino who grew up in an oldschool Mexican home, there were times i experienced new snacks in elementary school for the 1st time. & man let me tell you I didn’t know bout root beer floats till the 3rd grade.
Man was I confused & disgusted, nieve con soda? Mixed?😂

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

My 4 year old client just told me I was his best friend and I almost cried

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

When I was little my dad and I would bond over soccer and now we bond over who can send each other the funniest Tik tok 😅

[Mariana Alessandra @marianalesandra]

What’s Biden’s plan to ensure we all get Bad Bunny tickets?

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

Any time Chris stains our white comforter he tries to make me promise that I won’t get mad before telling me he stained our white comforter 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Brenda Gonzalez @bren_g10]

Three packages in one day. Merry Christmas to me