Brenna

•mom •wife •florist •property management

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“The Purge” - except not illegal activity just people in customer service can say what they’re really thinking…

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“Where’s that fucking flag at? Fuck the Easter Bunny…” -Dad

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“Amanda went straight for the nipple” #mainfamilychristmas

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“When dirt was made” -mom

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

My dad to Rowen: “I’m going to knock you on your cans”

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“I threw my nuts across the room” -Mom

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

Renter Pro Tip: if you’re going to break your the rules clearly defined by your lease, don’t be an ass about it. For example, if you’re trying to hide that new puppy you don’t want to pay the fees for, at least pick up after it so your neighbors don’t complain 🙃 stupid.

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

So congratulations to Riri on baby #2 🥹

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

“Shhhhhh, I’m trying to see” -Mom

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

Why does this 4 day work week really feel like 7-10 business days…

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

@therealKword The island is beautiful. Honestly just a shame anyone would feel this way about it simply because they weren’t prepared 😓

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

I have now been contracting for over 72 hours and there is no sign of Rowen coming out any time soon. This is unreal.

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

These contractions can go straight to HELL… please dear god let my water break soon 😭

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

Officially 36 weeks today 😳 how are we only 4 weeks away from having TWO kids 😳

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

I think one of the best decisions I ever made as getting my hummingbird tattoo for my gram while she was still here to see it. Now that she’s gone I have never appreciated it more and didn’t have to wait to get it.

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

Cleaning my living room and I did not know my dog was in the room… I threw a pillow and then heard her make a noise that immediately made my soul leave my body

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

I think the worst part of losing a grandparent you were close to is not only feeling that loss, but seeing what that same loss does to that parent. Your heart breaks just as much for them. Your heart breaks twice.

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Daniel literally got so offended that I was not wearing my wedding rings because my fingers are so swollen, that he bought me new wedding rings 😂 god bless that beautiful man

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

Idk who needs to hear this but if you’re still lucky enough to have your grandma- call her. I promise “I should have called” will be the first thing that runs through your head when you hear that you can’t anymore…

[Brenna @bren_pastorius]

I really just could not be more proud of how far Daniel and I have come. I am so lucky to be loved by him.