Brenda Colón

Coffee-Addict, couch potato, especially gifted napper. I'm busy and awesome. I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am

[Brenda Colón @brena419]

@USPSHelp and @usps where is my package that you said you delivered a few days ago but actually did not. I see your employees are in the habit of scanning packages and saying they were delivered when they weren't. 😡. Unfreakingbelievable!!!

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Noooooooooo!!! Not Cerberus @SEALTeamCBS

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This is why I can't have nice things 🤦
Cats 1
Tree 0

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@realDonaldTrump

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@GetSpectrum your internet sucks monkey balls. Sporadic service at best then u want to blame the router and charge me $50 to send out a technician??!! Rat bastards 😡

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My little one wanted a Super Mario Christmas tree this year....so I made one for him 😁

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Judith has definitely become LiL Asskicker!! #TheWalkingDead

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

When the student becomes the master. #TWD

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@MayansFX WTF?? Not Coco!!

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#AMillionLittleThings

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Uhmmm @NBCThisisUs what's going on? I'm super confused right now. Who are all these new people?? What did you do with my show?? #ThisIsUs

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@TeamTommy
Team Tommy all day everyday!!

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@stellar_jl319 I'm surprised you know who that is 😳

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#animalkingdom
I'm so excited

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@netflix please tell me there will be a season 5 of @LuciferNetflix
I need more!! 😈

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@netflix Thank you for saving @LuciferNetflix but screw you for cancelling @SCDiet and @OneDayAtATime 🤬

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Whoever edited this episode of #TheWalkingDead sucks hairy monkey balls!! What's with all the commercials in random spots...like WTF?!? 🤬 @TheWalkingDead

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@netflix You suck! Finally a great show that so many people can relate to and you cancel it!! 🤬

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Beta and Daryl showdown....lets do this!! so much yes...2 of my favorite men @RamboDonkeyKong and @wwwbigbaldhead #thewalkingdead

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What the what???? Gabriel you are not the father!! 😳
Rosita you got some splaining to do!! #TheWalkingDead #TWD

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He's like a chocolate George Clooney with a caramel Gosling center. #AMillionLittleThings best line ever LoL