It’s one thing when other people jokingly call you the English teacher/gym teacher, but it’s so obnoxiously twee and irritating to refer to YOURSELF that way when you’re wealthy celebrities who’ve never had a 9 to 5.
i have to stand and listen to vows written by two illiterate inbreds for 40 minutes, cant eat or get drunk afterwards and my thank you for attending is a documentary about the fyre festival event i just attended?? lol. lmao even.