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Adventures of Brenna the nurse, Jason the nerd, X the baby, Zooey Deschanel the cat and Frank the pupper. RIP Craig 🦁 and Albert 🦀

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@SheltonJenn I was very excited the first time I pooped while wearing the baby.

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For several years, I believed I invented chili mac.

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Cardi B gets it.

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@mmatuzak It takes time but dogs and cats can get along. So excited about your new addition to the family. ♥️

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@mmatuzak 😻😻😻

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@TechNurseJon You'd be into this

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My Grandma is the coolest. 😎

https://t.co/eQjfuj6BTO

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@mmatuzak Was wondering how the kitties were doing!

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They called my name over the loud speaker at the airport because I was too busy drinking beer and getting froyo to board. ✌🏼

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Just had a conversation with a TSA agent about opposum podcasts.

Also graduated from opting out of TSA scanner to asking to stand further away from x-ray while I wait.

One step closer to foil hat. 👽

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Nurses Night Out was dope. @AACNme rented out Universal Studios Florida for us. #NTI2019

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@SeanPDent haha ok I guess we tie for when we first joined Twitter. We even joined the same month 😹😹😹

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Realized I was wearing 2 pair of underwear most of the day today. Not sure how that happened. 🤷‍♀️

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I always open Sriracha facing away from my eyes. Fool me once.

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@piperlee Haha yep it's funny because it seems way too fancy for me. I'm like the least fancy person. It's already so dirty from the dog. 😹

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Had a nightmare last night that I put gasoline into the Tesla.

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The cool thing about waking up at 4am is that it's nacho time at 8am.

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My drum teacher doesn't know what thrash or power violence is. Do I just quit now?

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@VCscanner Resources to donate $$$ to in response to Borderline shooting, Hill, Woolsey & Camp fires. ♥️ Thank you for what you do.