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[laura @xylauraz]

The Dutch have invaded Dutch Bros. 🇳🇱

[coopz @Coopz___]

I don’t know how to explain this phenomenon, but a Knicks championship might trigger a butterfly effect that reaches far beyond sports. In the largest city in America, a moment of collective joy could ripple outward, accelerating unity, restoring hope, and briefly making people forget the divisions that separate them

[🤦🏾‍♀️🇪🇨🇫🇷🇸🇳🇨🇮 @chibusworld]

Igor Thiago x Raphinha first half hoops

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

LOOOOOL Suck your mum you prick

[Lady Nimby, pitiful bigot @LadyNimby]

Every *single* euro I’ve ever known who has visited the US has described something as mundane as walking into a gas station as “like being in a film/tv show”

When I was there, everyone wanted to see photos of my high school and hear stories about it. Because it was “like being on tv”

Drive down a wide-open desert highway. “It’s like a film”

Drink a cup of drip coffee out of a porcelain mug. “Just like on tv”

Red solo cups in the store. “Just like high school films”

Packed high school football game on a Friday night. “Just like tv”

Subdivisions with big houses, double garages, large yards “just like in films”

Go to a shooting range. “I THOUGHT THIS WAS MADE UP FOR TV”

Even the “America is retarded” crowd get like this when they finally experience it

I will fault Hollywood for a lot but selling America as an insanely cool and desirable place to be is not one of them. At least not through the 00’s. All of these people in some way or another emulated what they saw on tv and in film in their own lives as teenagers and at university, whether they realized it or not. The way they dressed (particularly early 00s SoCal fashion), the food they ate, the kind of parties they threw.

Once the ice was broken and we became friends, I never met a single person that didn’t confide that the banality of my life growing up was incredibly cool, even “the dream,” just by virtue of being in the US. We’ve maybe lost some of that cred recently. But it’s still there. It’s still the dominant feeling whether they’ll admit it or not.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WHAT THE HELL WOW

[Guards Season @who28621]

@mmekus18 Dat nigga be up there talkin like Ras Al Ghul. He da chosen one lmao

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

successful arsenal and okc hatewatch on the same day

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Campbell @cambelltweet]

She call my rocket Blue Origin the way it explodes prematurely

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

I’m at your baby momma’s crib selling your son’s minifigures on bricklink

[b @BrenCFC]

@AvidCommentator @jamesdean0770 How many days of supply do we have

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

Best duo I’ll ever have the privilege of watching in my lifetime 🐴🐧

[b @BrenCFC]

@BatemanFanAcc @JackDunkins01 Incredible tweet

[b @BrenCFC]

@NekiasNBA Please tell me this means Denver

[b @BrenCFC]

@X_FINALBOSS PDF

[b @BrenCFC]

@TommiPedruzzi AI

[Ankan @ankan_fr]

Sєx is great but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite rapper dropped a great album?

[b @BrenCFC]

@BreathCats79856 @cpscott16 They didn’t take $10B of his money dumb fuck

[b @BrenCFC]

@heygurisingh Claude