Brenda Sokolowski

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

HUGE NEWS FOR “MY GUYS AND GALS”!!! NEWSOM UNIVERSITY IS OPENING VERY SOON. ENROLLMENT IS ALREADY THROUGH THE ROOF. EVERYBODY WANTS IN (EVEN THE LOSERS) BUT ONLY THE SMARTEST, MOST TALENTED STUDENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED (NO LOW IQ DING-DONGS LIKE JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE OR LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM). NEWSOM UNIVERSITY WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAMPUS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, TRUST ME THAT I'VE HIRED THE BEST CONTRACTORS TO BUILD. COURSES INCLUDE THE ART OF "MAPS," HOW TO TRIGGER “SLUMPY” SEAN HANNITY (VERY EASY COURSE, DAY ONE!), ADVANCED HAIR GEL APPLICATION (TAUGHT BY THE BEST), AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — AMERICA’S “HOTTEST” GOVERNOR (MANY PEOPLE SAY IT, NOT JUST ME!). DING DING, THE SCHOOLBELL RINGS — CLASSES START THIS FALL!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU! THANK YOU DEAR GOVERNOR!!!" TO WHICH I SAY, YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!! — GCN

[LynnZ @ZemanLynnZ]

have to say I’m here for Newsom’s trolling 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @RepScottPerry: Native-born Americans like you are no more American, and no less American, than an immigrant like me. And with every passing year, there will be more people who look like me in the US. You can’t stop it. So take your racist replacement theory and shove it.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Recap: Texas sued PA claiming mass voter fraud to SCOTUS.

Sure, TX got demolished, but my dude LG Dan Patrick put out a handsome reward for voter fraud.

We delivered.

He owes us $3M, Pennsylvania.

That’s *a lot* of Shmuffins + Sizlis, folks.
https://t.co/H6Ts3UNTEe

[Bob Lamm @BobLamm]

Once Loyal to Trump, Law Firms Pull Back From His Election Fight https://t.co/nCLUjAipVY

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The Attorney General of the United States is ignorant of basic voting laws. So today I sent Bill Barr an official one-sentence letter to educate him.

cc:
@TheJusticeDept

[Morgan Chesky @BreakingChesky]

Before #HurricaneLaura.
After #HurricaneLaura.

[MyRadar Weather @MyRadarWX]

#HurricaneLaura

[Musafir Namah @MusafirNamah]

#HurricaneLaura #laura #Louisiana #hurricane #LakeCharles

[🚶🏻Curtis S. Chin @CurtisSChin]

#HurricaneLaura

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

🌪

This is what an ‘unsurvivable surge’ looks like: 😲

#Laura #HurricaneLaura #hurricane

[Mike McIntire @mmcintire]

Another letter: In this one, looks like Trump BS'd Putin by claiming Miss U pageant turned down many countries in favor of Russia, when in fact Senate Intel found Trump was desperately seeking any venue...

[Mike McIntire @mmcintire]

Fascinating artifact from Senate Intel report: old fan mail from Trump to Putin

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Joe Biden picked the running mate who challenged him the most aggressively in the primary debates.

Trump picked the weakest sycophant he could find.

Pence is going to be in a critical burn unit after Harris sets him afire.

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Nobody beats Mike Pence's meat!

[“Everyone counts or no one counts” @MaggieJordanACN]

@realDonaldTrump Reminder of the time trump tried and failed to vote in person because he didn’t know his polling place and had to vote absentee
https://t.co/ZyB9y3KCVx

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Ok. Who made this? It's genius.

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hey look guys...
My seven year old aced the test too!

[CSPAN @cspan]

"My father, thankfully, is not alive to see how Mr. Yoho treated his daughter. My mother got to see Mr. Yoho's disrespect on the floor of this House towards me on television. I am here because I have to show my parents that...that they did not raise me to accept abuse from men."