brendan

I'm blocked by CM Punk and Alec Baldwin on Twitter. I can feel your jealousy.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@Dunkn61 @DarkRednecks @JulianneAberle Weird that his car went from 6 to 8.

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@SheriffCoffee @jeff_gluck @NWCS_Standings

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@legend_booker1 @Noah_Lewis1 Kaulig already has charters.

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@JeepersCr0w @Jordan_Bianchi @TheAthletic Kaulig already has charters.

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@A_S12 @Hooters @HaasFactoryTeam @Sysco @ColeCuster @SBJ Not the first time HAAS has dealt with questionable sponsors who can't pay their bills.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@48_PitBox With all due respect, you're stupid.

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@leftcoaststeve1 @DirtyMoMedia @NASCAR

[brendan @brendan_payne]

That time I used a filter on @joeylogano

#NASCAR

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@leftcoaststeve1 @DirtyMoMedia @NASCAR Go back and watch the 5 and 34. 34 comes down. Kyle had a run going. What do you want him to do? Lift? Get hit by Ross from behind and wreck? No driver is gonna lift coming to the checkers. They either need to ditch the yellow line rule OR rewrite it.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@FlopsandParks @DirtyMoMedia @NASCAR Exactly. You either see the 34 make a move & you're instinct is to move left or you lift and if he does lift (which he wouldn't coming to the checkers), Ross hits him and then all Hell probably breaks loose. He had a big run going; he was gonna pass the 34 anyways.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@JeffGordonWeb @markmartin My heart skipped for a moment with that opening sentence.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@jonathanoatess I just assumed it was pretty much a guarantee that a spin towards pit entrance was always a yellow.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

I stopped reading past the word "mother's" because I noticed the Kyle Busch decal.

[mama bells @anabellitaa21]

Just got mother’s milked by my husband’s 215lb best friend at bjj and I’ve never felt more humiliated

[brendan @brendan_payne]

I saw one the other day and it was absolutely hilarious.

[CNN @CNN]

President Donald Trump has personally driven the controversial, taxpayer-funded video ads promoting himself and his administration's policies, including helping select the imagery and videos used, a source familiar with the matter told CNN. https://t.co/BcYsOcUibJ

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@2000s_WWE @KellyCrandall remember when he went all weird Goth Biker for a few years and wore some white snake skin pants at a PPV?

Glad he went back to his roots. Face or heel, Undertaker had a commanding stage presence.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@MattBeasley17 @CoreyHeim_ @MartinsvilleSwy

Isn't the "bag of four" only for the Martinsville hotdog? So you're getting all the toppings. You'd be adding two plain hot dogs to a bag of four Martinsville hotdogs.

So it's not just 4 plain hot dogs.

I could be reading the sign wrong though.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

He's in a Penske car for just shy of 5 years. This isn't worth celebrating.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

A standout day for @AustinCindric.

He earned his first career top five on a mile-and-a-half track at @kansasspeedway.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

@anabellitaa21 I don't believe Zane was laughing at what's been said about Hocevar doing. It seems to me Zane was awkwardly laughing at the audacity/disbelief to support a driver who does that.

This also tracks with what Zane said about Hocevar in July when he essentially called him a fake.

[brendan @brendan_payne]

This. This is exactly what I saw on TV. Carson shit his pants when he saw Blaney approaching, panicked and threw a punch.

You can see total fear in Hocevars eyes when Blaney came running back.

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 ✦ @pxrrk_]

This is Exactly How The Hocevar vs Blaney Fight Went BTW

Blaney Walks Up and Carson Sees his Life Flash before his eyes due to someone actually coming up to stand up
For themselves against his shit

Carson then proceeds to grab the smaller and less lanky Ryan by the throat & …