Brendan

every second you’re not running, i’m only getting closer

[Brendan @brendanc381]

I’m convinced all creatures of myth could be quelled by a Baja Blast. The Wendigo is gonna kill me? Nah, bro’s just thirsty

[candy court 🎃🍬🕷️ @elliottsmjth]

mrbeast is just the mormon version of jigsaw

[𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘦 🎃 @fluffyaltariaz]

People in the qrts mad but I’d much rather see a popular YouTuber who actually loves Pokemon and plays the games for fun getting stuff like this than some fuckwad like the Paul brothers

[NotReimu @Totallynotreimu]

baby whos parents divorced if he had a youtube channel

[lacri @lacrisun]

how it feels to have two completely opposite hyperfixations

[Brendan @brendanc381]

This exact premise but it’s a Special Presentation starring Tim Robinson, basically infinite money

[Victor @FilmRader]

There has to be a person in that town who lost his car, got snapped, got voided, got frozen, and who knows what will happen to him next in Doomsday

[Brendan @brendanc381]

“We got _______ before GTA 6” I genuinely do not care. You add nothing to said thing by saying that. You’re not funny

[Hero @redvivisection]

spending money on something stupid but it made you happy even just for a moment

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[Groovy Will @notspiderdude]

The Eternals and Wakanda forever figures at the Ollies

[britt @beemillz]

ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone

[Cringe but SCARY ⋆˚꩜｡||#UNTITLEDSAWHYPE @Strandedlu11aby]

If you hate on James you will die and go to hell

[Cringe but SCARY ⋆˚꩜｡||#UNTITLEDSAWHYPE @Strandedlu11aby]

THEYRE 😢 MARRIED 😢 AND 😢 THEY 😢 LIKE 😢 TO 😢 GET 😢 SCARED 😢 TOGETHER 😢

[ℍ𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕠𝕟⚡️ @HamDawg115]

Walking outside to a nice crisp 60° in the air

[pepper @yurisona3fes]

am i late to this

[Gizmo 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Coworkenheimer.

[Brendan @brendanc381]

TikTok comment sections are like when someone just repeats a joke said in a movie immediately after it’s said and they laugh to themselves

[Punch Drunk Luke🪏 @WwwLukethoughts]

Hal Jordan’s funeral moved me more than Tony Stark’s and I’ve only known this Hal for a few weeks

[Nathan S. @NathanS_YT]

Plants vs Zombies is such a good game but I don't remember there being other variants of the sunflower. 🌻

[Khazar @khazarAntlers]

Kalos, alola and galar being goated modern regions and then there’s paldea