Brendan

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

@Cubs are unserious if they don't extend Bellinger

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Told someone from Spain that the only European countries I've been to are England and Ireland and they called me an Anglo-Saxon lmaooo

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Y’all rocking with the Chicago Bulls ripped denim shorts?

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Co-workers who smoke every day offered me a cig today. Only took 3 months, but I’ve finally made it.

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Never thought I’d see the day where Oak Lawn gets dissed in a song

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

You can tell a lot about someone from their handwriting

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

The Louisiana Purchase was a really good deal for us

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

@Blenz410 @james_hunt4 @Martinoc22 Bro 😕

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

@james_hunt4 @Martinoc22

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

@james_hunt4 ?

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

No one told me Subway Surfers went this hard

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Did pine cones go extinct? Swear I haven’t seen one in a while.

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

No ❤️

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

Hey MLS fans, are the Chicago Fire any good?

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

I use too many commas

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

No bigger Tee Grizley fan than me

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Gonna go back to Jewel to get the cashier’s number

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Went for a walk around da neighborhood

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Idk who needs to hear this but remember to spin the wheel in the GTA casino 👍🏻

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

Bug spray smells good but it doesn’t really work

[Brendan @brendanpr27]

@Perez7Diego My guy 🙌