BrendanWK

DC

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

@michaelroston Inside cells

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

@WhiteOutFB Might go Lee over Connor but so many tough calls. Love this.

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

Domain expansion. White Out activated.

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

Punks in the beerlight, burnouts in love

[Colonial Hoops @GWcolonialhoops]

Folks I think GW should get football and move to a geographically unrelated conference that’s worse in our actual flagship sport in order to succeed at football, who’s with me???

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

May the 4th be with you

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

RIP to a true original. #DavidLynch https://t.co/f2dY9Ollk5

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

the costume vs the inspiration

[Ryan Davis @RyanNewYork]

"The Borg have been a bit of a problem. Their tendency toward mass assimilation & the stripping of individuality & personal freedom doesn’t exactly jibe with our idea of what makes a great leader. But let’s be honest. Kathryn Janeway hasn’t been perfect."
https://t.co/N4RBcCVnLt

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president https://t.co/SEp8OnLVGl

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

I mean, nice to know we’re so loved by our neighbors? https://t.co/iGW0S7hDTK

[Joe Tutino @JTutino]

Pennsylvania is getting hammered with political ads right now. DC? We’re getting hammered by Penn State ads. @SickosCommittee

[Patrick Wall @patrick_wall]

Louisiana imposed a total ban on cell phones in schools this year and it turns out...people kind of love it.

Teachers are reporting big improvements in focus & social interaction, and many students are happy to unplug.

Great reporting by @elysecarmosino
https://t.co/1aAM8nShrH

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

Rainy friday soundtrack: throwback live record store appearance from @_mattsharp @MayaRudolph @petrahaden and @therentals https://t.co/tR3HbjlCM5

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

Pretty sure this conveys a fundamental misunderstanding of the technology, how it’s used, and how traffic works in one succinct tweet.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

On certain busy traffic routes (e.g. JFK to/from Midown Manhattan) the equilibrium is basically that all routes are ~equally bad, so Waze etc. should deliberately insert some randomization to create a proper mixed strategy.

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

@mattyglesias The good peeps in my hometown of Gettysburg holding strong: a blue dot in a sea of red. Good organizing going down in Adams County to close margin as best they can. Other towns like it too. Worth a look this cycle across the state for eventual impact.

[BrendanWK @brendanwk]

@ThomasFrankCarr Also, is that not a horse-collar? Or is the rule that the player has to be taken to the ground from the horse-collar?

[David Hering @hering_david]

I put 'Dallas' by Silver Jews over the opening credits to Dallas and it fits surprisingly well