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living, laughing and staying ‘drated🥲🤙🏼

[B @brendatee17]

it's september and the air is crisp. it's basically fall and for me that means im in indie/alternative music mode🤘🏼🎸

[B @brendatee17]

in the spirit of spooky season, can someone send a priest over to exorcise the covid out of me? demons just aren’t a part of my brand

[B @brendatee17]

@aliciacl6 feist (angel) numbers

[B @brendatee17]

@aliciacl6 unless they’re with me and me only🥰📞👂🏼

[B @brendatee17]

a friend of mine described covid as a cock block for fun and i felt that because i have covid again (it should be illegal to have it twice in the same year??) and can guarantee i’m not having any fun. 10/10 would not recommend

[B @brendatee17]

i like to stay simultaneously elusive and relevant by hopping onto twitter every two to three months and scroll the feed a bit, but mostly to likebomb my friends tweets i’ve missed since my last visit because i’m a good friend

[B @brendatee17]

after two long years, covid finally caught me🥵 this isolation is brought to you by instacartting tylenol, lysoling everything and bridgerton season 2🤙🏼

[B @brendatee17]

i’m so sorry but new coldplay was made for adults who used to love owl city

[B @brendatee17]

alright we about to find out how ugly

[invader zim @f8the]

them two weeks before your birthday be the ugliest time of your life like

[B @brendatee17]

so far the theme of my 2022 is either surviving or thriving and if there can’t be an in between, then I need WAY more of the latter and less of the former plz dear universe i beg of you

[B @brendatee17]

spent part of my v-day listening to love song by sky which triggered all the unrealistic expectations about love i adopted from teen rom coms circa early 2000s🥰💘

[B @brendatee17]

Rihanna’s pregnant, it’s Harry Styles’ birthday, happy lunar new year, mercury retrograde ends this week and it’s Black History month!!! Outside of the snowstorm Toronto’s getting, I just wanna express that thank fuck it’s February💗🤘🏼

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

this valentines day i am not quite fuck around, not yet fall in love

[B @brendatee17]

@ellie_blondeau LMAO I haven’t but if they text first that’s a whole different story…jk we’re past this phase!!! #growth

[B @brendatee17]

the mercury retrogradian urge to text someone labeled in my phone as “👎🏼🚫🙅🏻‍♀️❌” #mercuryretrograde #girldontdoit

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching literally any scene in euphoria

[B @brendatee17]

@MaddsTweetz Lmaooooo but did you eat it with chopsticks?

[B @brendatee17]

a person who lives below me and my roommates just texted and said “whoever’s cooking upstairs…it smells AMAZING”. I read that text as i ate a cheddar jalapeño crunchy cheeto that I picked up with chopsticks from the bag because i’m a genius

[B @brendatee17]

dancing around my bedroom as i wait for my takeout roti to arrive and when it does, ima have a shmoke, a drank and put on Shrek 2 since there’s nothing else to do but create only the most immaculate vibes in lockdown 2022

[B @brendatee17]

we said what we said @aliciacl6

[B @brendatee17]

hey @Spotify would’ve been cool if you told your users that the update in the privacy policy switched their listening activity off to followers. totally understand the regard for protection of users but the notice to know there is a choice to share activity shouldn’t feel private