Drinkyourmotherfuckenwater💜

WhatTheFuckBrenda is a podcast in which I share my life experience as a new mom, my spiritual journey 💜 join me on iTunes or Spotify

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Trust me when I say, “ the truth always reveals itself”

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Disgusting when you found out she’s not a girls girls like you thought she was

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Might fuck around & have another kid tbh
#stayblessed

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Ooooh you know what they say …..

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Grateful that my mom was able to see my growth.

She saw me at my lowest, my ugliest and now look at us 🤘🏽

#letssssssssGoooooooooo

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God is so fucken GREAT 🥹✨

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Just one more ✨

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The only reason I have the jawline that I have 🔪 is because I have all my wisdom teeth.

That’s it, that’s all.

That’s my ted talk for today.

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It’s always between 3 or 5

I always pick 5

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Beep boop beep

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So uninterested

Boring I might add

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I have fuck you money

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Sagittarius season

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It’s a win win for me

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Just say you’re obsessed with me

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Minding mine.

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Trust me babe I would miss me too

I know.

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Thee best month of them all 🦋

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I told him I wanted a plushie Jesus and he ordered it💜

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Letting my character out live your lies.