Brenden Chaney

Helping people do what they do + ensuring my twins reach universal domination

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

A 2007 album that permanently altered the pop-punk landscape

https://t.co/uhbc9uBfcE

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

My favorite day of the year! @drewmagary has published his Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalog! The annual tradition of reading it out loud to @saracurtin will be tonight. https://t.co/MdP60J8mLg

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

✅ Undefeated regular season
✅ Big Ten champions
✅ CFP No. 1 seed

What a year it's been for Oregon 🦆

[Steven Levy @StevenLevy]

What is happening?!

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“Oregon is one of the top three place we’ve been and it might not be two or three… “

@lucy_rohden shares her halftime update from Autzen Stadium for Oregon vs. Ohio State. 🟡🟢

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

[Insert chef’s kiss image here]

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

Stephanie White spoke extensively on the hate her players (and other W players) have faced:

“We in the media have to do a better job of not allowing trolls in social media to become the story. I feel like we have allowed trolls in social media to frame the narrative of what the story is. And it’s unacceptable.”

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

Make sure to always walk around in large groups. 8+ is the best.

[Barstool Ducks @BarstoolDucks]

Welcome Freshman!

Here’s some quick tips:
- Always wear your lanyard around
(it’s cool)
- Sprint to class (everyone does it)
-If you’re a guy the frats will always let you in.
- If you see someone with an athlete backpack on make sure to take a picture. (they could be famous)

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

@IngloriousMP And Minority Report

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

When others take cover, we take over. #GoDucks

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

@gjgolding Phew! I was worried you would lose your voice today. Glad you’re not yelling at rugby.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Atlanta 96 still unrivaled.

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

Noooooo. The 90 minute block of HQ, ATH, and PTI was my happy place. We lost HQ already 😭

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN’s ‘Around the Horn’ could end by 2025, according to report https://t.co/H8DC09DqyE

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

So so late to game. F**k @pastlivesmovie is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen. I am floored.

[Brenden Chaney @brendenchaney]

@MichaelRyanRuiz thank you for today's show. Just. Thank you. Hate is different and NOT politics. Thank you.

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

November 19, 1983: The Civil War Game now known as “The Toilet Bowl.”

Oregon State 0
Oregon 0 Final

A combined: 11 fumbles (6 for turnovers) 5 INTs 4 missed FGs

(🎥 via @KVALnews)
https://t.co/3UNKlsyP5w

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN has TV rights to the Wild Card round of the MLB Postseason that starts today.

A short promo for today's games was read twice on Get Up and once on First Take.

According to a closed captioning search, they were the only mentions of the MLB Playoffs from 8-2 on ESPN today.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

😂😂😂

The internet remains undefeated

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

IF GOD INTENDED FOR ME TO GET UP THIS EARLY THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS EXIST