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Smoking meats, killing beers

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Trying to get a permit with the @scottsdaleazgov for over 3 years. Literally been destroying my life over a very simple permit for a tiny bbq area in my backyard. If only I wanted to build a data center.

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

“Here you go sir, your fully Pack-a-Punch’d weapon”

“That’s it? I don’t need to upgrade its rarity 5 times and spend an extra 45k points?

“No sir you just pay the 5,000 upfront and the weapon is fully maxed out”

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

Runescape turns 25 years old today

One of the greatest games of all time

[MZC @MZC369]

Double XP Token timers should be paused when you're in the main/pause menu

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[AB @AB84]

CTESPN… show goes on…

[NY Sports Sufferer @Saquon_Gleyber]

That "thank you guys" without even an accent

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

“Unfortunately, our greedy millionaires at Disney couldn’t agree with the greedy millionaires at Google. Therefore, you all can go fuck yourselves.”

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Hold up let this man cook

[♰ @reeceollld]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[FN @FN_America]

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Doing this challenge in a Stand Your Ground state has to be one of the lowest IQ moves in history.
This is how you end up with your ribcage blown out with a 12 gauge.

[naiive @naiivememe]

me in 2009 instead of buying Bitcoin

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

bad day to be an empty spot in the sky 3-5 feet below a clay pigeon

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade
>finally defends Trump on something
>it’s the Epstein list

[・K・ @0Stark24]

Another Reason why Black Ops 1 is the best COD campaign.