Brendon Leaptrot

UT Grad. Christian. Architecture. West Virginia. Vols recruiting/football. Foodie.

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@standupjacob Even riding a mile in the passenger seat of their car sounds like too much work.

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People who share their webcam on ZOOM calls when cameras are not absolutely required by law have a confidence level that I am not comfortable with.

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Deciding to buy a beef brisket for $100, curing the meat for 10 days, and smoking the meat for 6 hours just because you’ve never tried a pastrami sandwich has got to be some delicious form of mental illness but I’m here for it.

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@brianstelter am SAM’s

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When you open up a bag of chips and just snack away without a care in the world, but then only start to appreciate what you have left once it becomes clear that you’re closer to an empty bag than a full one. That’s life, my guys.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This has proven to be a very serious issue for those with severe apple allergies who have accidentally consumed apples.

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Anyone who claims that they don’t gamble but will go buy grapes without sampling one first is a HYPOCRITE.

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@ElliottNGregory I get it. A dog snarled and barked at me yesterday and my first thought was, “Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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If humans smelled like a stinkbug when they got killed, there would be less murders. WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS, @science @JoeBiden @elonmusk !!!!

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@standupjacob Asking your friend with a pickup rocket to help you move for some free pizza and a couple beers.

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@WestVirginiaU Pat white!

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@ElliottNGregory Bravo, this is gold.

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“The wise man built his house upon the rock. The foolish man built his house upon the milk crates.”
- Me working on tomorrow’s youth group message

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@VolRecruiting98 How much for Dobbs cards?

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@BenAshleyWV That duo will always hold a special place in my heart because of that season.