brendon

I am trying :)
minneapolis

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i am off to work https://t.co/POIJrHz9Wm

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@aboodledug @peppermintpaprs @JashaniYT omg WHT

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one of these days my tits will make it onto this app (again)

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my happy place is the boygenius × samia concert, coincidentally my hell is not being able to go to the boygenius × samia concert

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@samiatheband @xboygeniusx this is insane please god get me there

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I might just spam post a bunch of videos and pictures on here instead of making an 18th account

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anyways I think he wants to kiss me

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i think i will cry if i ever hear not strong enough by boygenius live

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when I walk outside in the minneapolis air it is soup, i am walking into soup, it is wet liquid air. soup.

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I applied at target because I hated target and thought if working somewhere started making me dislike it then it wouldn't matter, because I already disliked it. and I was right. because I still fucking hate target.

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hey why is it literally every single person I follows birthday today, push it back babes, delay the birth

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omg I'm going crazy

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I hate when my friends get rid of their stupid vans that they used to hit me with UGH so not hot girl moment 😐

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the men I love look sickly

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how does this happen twice

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two guitars broken, both not my fault, many tears shed, much money lost

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the target corporation forced me to shotgun a monster in my 15 minute break

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I am not joking my house is cursed

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stop returning pants that you shit yourself in

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work breakroom tv contrasting between cop shows discussing violent sa cases one day and the next playing spongebob squarepants